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Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
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Originally posted by spud_gun View Post it doesnt mean I would actually do it 
just thought it was funny
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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i wouldnt do it either but that is very funny, just the look on the ****s face.Originally posted by bazza76 View Post it doesnt mean I would actually do it just thought it was funny
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you never know..
she may be sitting on a sybian, and he's simply reaching for the "intensity" dial?
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the bird looks just like Erin Gray from Busck Rogers. my favourite fantasy bird ever....Lurker ExtraordinaireComment
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That is Supermans 'Dad'. No wonder that slap hurt."Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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that is a funny pic
i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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Puts me in mind of a rather risque 'joke' I heard the other night..
Whats the first thing a beaten wife does once she leaves the hospital?
The ****in dishes if she knows what is good for her!
Also what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
**** all she's already been told twice..
Disclaimer: Im not a woman beater."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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il email you the one i got told once, i dare not post it for public consumption!Originally posted by The Reaper View PostComment
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You may aswell post it with a disclaimer mister.."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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can you PM me it???Originally posted by redmacca View Post
Cheers
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Macca you sick mother ****er....
Having said that I did laugh
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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sick as but yeah I laughed too
Cheers
Subby
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pretty please with sugar on top can you pm me it tooOriginally posted by redmacca View Post"Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."Comment
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