rang the rape advice helpline..............
apparantly its just for victims
apparantly its just for victims
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"Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."
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Reminds me of the time my mate rang the drugs advice line one night when we were trying to score.
"Hello Drugs Advice Line!"
"Hi. I'm in a predicament regarding drugs and I'd like your advice please."
"You're speaking to an advisor, how may I help you?"
"Well, I've been told I can get an eighth of crappy stuff tonight but if I hang on until Friday I'll be able to score an ounce of great skunk - so do I score tonight...bearing in mind I'm desperate....or do I wait until Friday?"
*hangs up*Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’ -
brilliant
bit random but one night in uni when we got completey smashed using my mates chill'em (have you ever used one of these shaggy - quality, he got his when he went to india and it was made with the same marbleused in the taj mahal..apparently)
anyway - we had the munchies and we started on asda's jaffa cakes - we weren't satisfied and there was a very helpful number to call for customer satisfaction - it was about 3am in the morning tho - some security guard answered - poor fella just got ripped
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Originally posted by PTP View Post brilliant
bit random but one night in uni when we got completey smashed using my mates chill'em (have you ever used one of these shaggy - quality, he got his when he went to india and it was made with the same marbleused in the taj mahal..apparently)
anyway - we had the munchies and we started on asda's jaffa cakes - we weren't satisfied and there was a very helpful number to call for customer satisfaction - it was about 3am in the morning tho - some security guard answered - poor fella just got ripped
Yeah...we used to have a chillum ("chill'em" ) - they're ace.
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Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?"
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Awoooga!!!!!!!!Comment
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what did the rapist do when he raped the deaf blind and dumb girl?Originally posted by bobbyfallon View Postrang the rape advice helpline..............
apparantly its just for victims
broke her fingers so she couldnt tell her mother!
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Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
Yeah...we used to have a chillum ("chill'em" ) - they're ace. - must be my accent
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Get a vaporiser lads, ya cant beat em.. got one as soon as I last came back from "The Dam"
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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