Replies put on Child Support Agency forms
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The following are all replies that women have put on C.S.A. forms in the section listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by by Jim X. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but believed that he was conceived on the same night.
02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when I was taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with the names of men I think were at the party if this helps.
03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party in Acacia Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he has had it replaced.
05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
06. I cannot tell you the name of of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that it would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by my country. Please advise.
07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all sailors look the same to me. I can confirm he was on a ship berthed at Norfolk.
08. Peter X is the father of my child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
09 From the dates it seems my daughter was conceived at Disney- maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is that Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier that evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at Millar Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby- after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
- last one is pure comedy gold
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The following are all replies that women have put on C.S.A. forms in the section listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by by Jim X. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but believed that he was conceived on the same night.
02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when I was taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with the names of men I think were at the party if this helps.
03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party in Acacia Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he has had it replaced.
05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
06. I cannot tell you the name of of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that it would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by my country. Please advise.
07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all sailors look the same to me. I can confirm he was on a ship berthed at Norfolk.
08. Peter X is the father of my child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
09 From the dates it seems my daughter was conceived at Disney- maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is that Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier that evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at Millar Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby- after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
- last one is pure comedy gold
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