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    Why Are Women Like Football Grounds?

    1. there is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of play

    2. pitches vary from the well grassed to the completley bald

    3. remember, it is possible to score at both ends

    4. tackling from behind is not always an offence, check with ground owner

    5. be careful, as after a few pints a ground appears to be of premiership standard, but in reality would not even be eligible as a council dumping ground

    6. only some grounds offer five a side facilities

    7. dont ever make public your desires to play at Wembley, also never mention pitches previosly visited

    8. extra time is dependant on subsequent pitch bookings

    9. if the ground does not seem to have undersoil heating, suggest calling the game off, possibly even contact a coroner

    10. when building a team it is always nice to finish with Seaman at the back

    11. wet pitches allow for long sliding tackles

    12. always ask before leaving the pitch and entering the tunnel, do not expect to be allowed to come straight from the tunnell to the goal mouth and score. that can leave an awful taste in the mouth of the pitch owner and may prevent further use of the ground

    13. personal morals may be compromised by local derbies

    14. it is illegal to play on small,unturfed pitches

    15. from time to time the goal may be obstructed by a highly absorbant goalie

    16. Bulgarian grounds are frequently more grassy

    17. French grounds are frequently very nice too look at, however there can be sometimes an awful smell from the terraces which don't get hosed down as often as they should

    18. very few grounds are found with executive boxes

    19. be wary of grounds with room for coaches

    20. always be on the lookout for grounds that host ladies footy two evenings a week

    21. pitches with a waterlogged end, can be out of bounds for up to 5 days a month, although this can be longer if u piss the owner off by continually asking to play up the good end instead

    22. players must agree personal terms with the club before being allowed to play on the turf

    23. always look for a ground that has never been played on before (or at least hasn't had many visits). that said, well used grounds may have better facilities and will really know how to get the best out of a player

    #2
    24. fredo has never been in one.
    .
    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      #3
      25. Marky will never been in one
      Cheers

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        #4
        26. Subby will always have to pay to get in one
        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
        Justice urged on my high artificer;
        My maker was divine authority,
        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
        And I endure eternally.
        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


        And like that… he's gone

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          #5
          cunt
          Cheers

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            #6
            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
            24. fredo has never been in one.
            Underhand tricks Neil, underhand tricks.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Subby View Post
              cunt


              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
              Justice urged on my high artificer;
              My maker was divine authority,
              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
              And I endure eternally.
              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


              And like that… he's gone

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                #8
                Originally posted by fredo View Post
                Underhand tricks Neil, underhand tricks.
                I think thats what he was inferring you get upto mate
                "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                Justice urged on my high artificer;
                My maker was divine authority,
                The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                And I endure eternally.
                Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                And like that… he's gone

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                  I think thats what he was inferring you get upto mate

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                    #10
                    Perhaps In The Hand Tricks would be more apt
                    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                    Justice urged on my high artificer;
                    My maker was divine authority,
                    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                    And I endure eternally.
                    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                    And like that… he's gone

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by fredo View Post
                      Underhand tricks Neil, underhand tricks.


                      Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                      I think thats what he was inferring you get upto mate
                      FLMAO
                      .
                      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                      May the Lord bless this post.

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