Saddest b*stards ever?

[Liverpool]

Absolutely class piss-take of the 'Kersal massive'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2JQzDPPj8&NR=1

Bump.

[Shaggy]

LOL

That mickey-take makes me piss every time. "IT'S A FOOKIN COLOUR RUN!"

[Elvoz]

LOL

I was in court this week for smacking a glasgow ned. I was up for assault coz i kicked the crap out him for giving me abuse and acting like a little gangster

I found the ****ers bebo page and printed off all his gang logo's and pictures of the prick holding knives and swords and my Lawyer destroyed him with it all. He committed perjury in court about 7 times Should have seen his face when we produced all his Bebo gang pictures

Judge threw the case out and i walked away laughing

good lad

and a hard case

[ELNINO 9]

there really is some ******s out there

[wiw]

haha nice bump, was gonna start a thread asking what the persil piss-take thing was the other day

just watched it flmao

[Kinell]

Tell em joe... yeah man, yeah man

Class!

[Subby]

I'll see your Manchester youth and raise you some Glasgow Neds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsZM2qU1FUE

neds crew with the Wee Man....class

[Sisterstiffticket]

I'll see your Manchester youth and raise you some Glasgow Neds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsZM2qU1FUE

The offspring of Rap Nesbitt!

What are we ****ing breeding?

[Matt]

I'll see your Manchester youth and raise you some Glasgow Neds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsZM2qU1FUE

CHOON!!

[tsb]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bDq3XthI5NI

[tsb]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GgLUmrpLxGw&feature=related

[Matt]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GgLUmrpLxGw&feature=related

hahahahaha

[fah-q]

From the Guardian

For professional rappers, who often spend in excess of $1m on their promotional videos, the rise and rise of Salford's own Kersal Massive must be both galling and bewildering.

KM's video is one of the most popular on YouTube. Since it was recorded and filmed earlier this year it has been watched more than 100,000 times and spawned in excess of 90 imitations and remixes, and yet it cost absolutely nothing.

And when I say nothing I mean zero; zero cash was spent on it, zero lighting was employed and zero talent was expended. Instead what we have are three children, MC Mack, Little ****in' Kev, and Ginger Joe, filmed in what seems to be the sort of underground garage favoured by glue-sniffers.

The children - each of them a poster boy for Asbos, short sharp shocks, and (if you feel as strongly as one viewer did) sterilisation - launch into an obscene tirade about travelling Manchester using day saver bus passes, smoking reefer, stealing cars, mugging people and having sexual intercourse with "back seat hos". Occasionally they break off to attack nearby Levenshulme ("Levenshulme can go **** that ****") and to tell us that they "know how to rap". Which they plainly don't.

The video (which lasts a mere 44 seconds) has divided YouTube's vast net-based community like nothing else. Around a third of those moved to post comments (and believe me, once you've seen it you too will be moved to post a comment) have reacted with astonished amusement. Mostly though, the Kersal Massive appear to have made people angry. Really bloody angry. Subscribers have threatened to hunt the kids down and shoot them, pleaded with unknown forces to have them locked up, and, of course, demanded their immediate and very public castration. And, let's face it, not all of these respondents can be from Levenshulme.

Indeed, the heated debate sparked by the video is almost as alarming as the video itself, and probably has as much to do with its awe-inspiring ineptitude as it does with any lyrical content. Already, though, the Kersal Massive look set to be usurped by another group of staggeringly silly, needlessly confrontational rappers. This time in the form of two snooty little 9 year old girls, Georgi and Jodie, who, like the Kersal Massive before them, issue random threats, swear a lot, promise to run us over with a bus, and are sure to infuriate the planet. Welcome to the punk DIY aesthetic, 2006 style.