Poetry

[BFG]

whilst on the subject of poetry - i am (no bull****) a published poet

Care to put your 'neck on the block,' so to speak mate?

[PTP]

Care to put your 'neck on the block,' so to speak mate?

- When i was about 11 - we all had to write a poem in school. A few them got sent of for a competition by our teacher and mine got selected to be published in a book

- the book was called something like "The Young Writers Anthology 1993" or something and was on sale in places like wh smiths etc I had to sign all kinds of copyright forms etc for it to be publised and copyrighted under my name. I got sent a hard back copy of the book which i still have somewhere and about 5 paper backs which i gave to mymum/dad, sister, family etc

[BFG]

Get it posted mate.

[PTP]

Get it posted mate.

no ****ing chance

[BFG]

cough[pussy]cough

[PTP]

cough[pussy]cough

er... i have forgotten it to bo honest

[Subby]

Marrow
Meringue
Boomerang
Long, blue boomerang

I don't get this joke???? wonder will the hook get a nibble????

[Liverpel]

I don't get this joke???? wonder will the hook get a nibble????

It's not a joke. It's pure poetry. It works on so many levels.

[Subby]

It's not a joke. It's pure poetry. It works on so many levels.

white text for the win