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    She's a Game Ole Gal

    JULIE ANDREWS HAS TURNED 69


    Now I know some of you can't relate to the lyrics below just yet...or won't admit to it anyway...but enjoy the brilliance of Ms. Andrews' wit and humor.

    To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

    One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'.

    Here are the lyrics she used:

    Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favourite things.

    Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things.

    When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favourite things, And then I don't feel so bad.

    Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favourite things.

    Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin', (slightly edited for content) Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', And we won't mention our short shrunken frames, When we remember our favourite things.

    When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad.

    (Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.)
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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      #3
      Now this is real comedy, very funny.

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