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The funny thing is, that happened a mate of mine once. He had used a cucumber in his girlfriend's back passage (apologies for excessive detail). When he went downstairs the next day, his flatmate and his mates were sitting around the kitchen table eating cucumber sandwiches, or slices in their cereal.Originally posted by Red_Polo View Post
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The most shocking part of that is someone using slices of cucumber in their cereal. That is so wrong.Originally posted by Liverpel View PostThe funny thing is, that happened a mate of mine once. He had used a cucumber in his girlfriend's back passage (apologies for excessive detail). When he went downstairs the next day, his flatmate and his mates were sitting around the kitchen table eating cucumber sandwiches, or slices in their cereal.

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Love itOriginally posted by Liverpel View PostThe funny thing is, that happened a mate of mine once. He had used a cucumber in his girlfriend's back passage (apologies for excessive detail). When he went downstairs the next day, his flatmate and his mates were sitting around the kitchen table eating cucumber sandwiches, or slices in their cereal.

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