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    This has kept me in a complete state of amazement for the last ten minutes or so..

    These people walk among us!!

    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

    #2
    A LOS ANGELES BUSINESSMAN, identified only as Arnold G., proposed to his

    girlfriend Carol in 1984 and asked her parents for their consent. After the

    engagement had been announced, Carol's father took Arnold aside and told him

    his daughter was born by artificial insemination because he was unlikely to

    father a child. He named the sperm bank, which turned out to be one that

    Arnold had donated to as a student. Arnold obtained a court injunction to

    inspect the records and found that he was the father of his bride-to-be, and

    806 other children. The wedding was called off


    Cheers

    Subby

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      #3
      RATHER MORE BIZARRE was the 1992 case of the unnamed 32-year-old woman with a

      long history of paranoid schizophrenia. She became convinced that Donald Duck

      had told her of his love for her via her neighbour's satellite dish. She was

      eventually found sitting in the satellite dish masturbating, under the

      impression that the cartoon duck was making love to her.

      Cheers

      Subby

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        #4
        The last story you posted is in The Sunday Sport today as "current news"
        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
        Justice urged on my high artificer;
        My maker was divine authority,
        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
        And I endure eternally.
        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


        And like that… he's gone

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          #5
          Originally posted by Subby View Post
          A LOS ANGELES BUSINESSMAN, identified only as Arnold G., proposed to his

          girlfriend Carol in 1984 and asked her parents for their consent. After the

          engagement had been announced, Carol's father took Arnold aside and told him

          his daughter was born by artificial insemination because he was unlikely to

          father a child. He named the sperm bank, which turned out to be one that

          Arnold had donated to as a student. Arnold obtained a court injunction to

          inspect the records and found that he was the father of his bride-to-be, and

          806 other children. The wedding was called off


          That is f**ked up
          Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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            #6
            Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
            This has kept me in a complete state of amazement for the last ten minutes or so..

            These people walk among us!!

            KARL WATKINS, 20, appeared at Hereford Crown Court in February 1993 on five

            counts of outraging public decency: in particular, making love to pavements.

            Watkins claimed it was a case of mistaken identity, but he was fingered many

            times
            as the man found face down on the paving stones with his pants round

            his ankles.

            That rug really tied the room together.

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              #7
              Yeah that made me laugh too
              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
              Justice urged on my high artificer;
              My maker was divine authority,
              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
              And I endure eternally.
              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


              And like that… he's gone

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