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    A man is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and notices a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.


    Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

    "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."


    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.


    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap - and stay for breakfast.


    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!


    "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"



    "No," she replies...(wait for it)

















    "You just happened to catch my eye."
    'and boy could he play!.

    #2
    oh for gods sake

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      #3
      .
      i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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        #4
        weak man, very weak! but still funny

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          #5
          You'll Never Walk Alone

          Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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            #6
            I thought it was gonna be the one where she lets him give her one in the eye socket...
            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
            Justice urged on my high artificer;
            My maker was divine authority,
            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
            And I endure eternally.
            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


            And like that… he's gone

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
              I thought it was gonna be the one where she lets him give her one in the eye socket...
              same here, " I'll keep my eye out for you "




              Keep this quiet
              if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                #8
                Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                I thought it was gonna be the one where she lets him give her one in the eye socket...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                  I thought it was gonna be the one where she lets him give her one in the eye socket...
                  LOL


                  Yeah
                  El Niño

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