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    Couple go to the Doctors

    and the lad explains that he and his girlfriend had been 'getting friendly' in a field when a bee appeared and flew straight up her fanny.
    The Doctor looks at the attractive young girl standing before him
    " Right then, can you take all your clothes off please "
    The girl strips off to reveal a lovely firm young body
    " Right, first I'm going to stick my finger up and see if I can get it "
    The young girl is shocked and looks at her boyfriend
    " Its all right love, its for the best "

    The Doctor slowly inserts his finger and has a good play around for a few minutes
    " Its no good, I can't reach it. I'm going to have to try and suck it out "
    The young girl is horrified but after a few kind words from her boyfriend, who himself is now feeling a bit uncomfortable, she spreads her legs wide

    The Doctor proceeds to lick around for a while and then starts to insert his tongue right up

    Few minutes later
    " Still not working I'm afraid, it must have gone very deep in. I'm going to try and tease it out by the smell of honey "

    He looks around but can see nothing suitable so whips out his knob and smears the end with honey
    Both the girl and her boyfriend are shocked but the Doctor assures them that this should do the trick
    He proceeds to wave his honey covered knob end around the entrance and slaps it against the piss flaps a few times

    " No luck I'm afraid, I don't think it can smell the honey out here "
    He then inserts his knob
    The boyfriend is now getting upset but the Doctor tells him that this should do the trick

    " I'm going to move in and out to attract him " he tells them and gently slides in and out of her

    He does this for several minutes slowly building up speed until he's going full tilt and the boyfriends now had enough

    " what the **** are you doing Doc ? "

    " Change of plan, I'm going to drown the ******* !! "



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      good one.
      "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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        #4
        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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          You'll Never Walk Alone

          Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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            #6
            That rug really tied the room together.

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              #7
              i think i remember Jim Davidson telling that one, still rather funny

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                Lmao
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