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    You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.

    It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
    He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.





    He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.



    So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

    He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
    Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
    Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD



    'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

    #2
    i read about this in the paper/maybe internet the other week - ****ing class - felt quite sorry for the groom, it must have been really harsh to find out that the woman he was to spend the rest of his life with is shagging his best mate - but what a way to handle it - fair play to him
    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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      #3
      Funny but not true. Just an internet myth.
      "My commitment to Liverpool is 100 per cent. I would die for that Liverpool shirt. I think the club loves me and I feel the same, no matter what the situation." - Pepe Reina, Nov '09.

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        #4
        I read this on the Internet in 1993.
        ...
        Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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          #5
          and again in 2008
          "Through me the way into the suffering city,
          Through me the way to the eternal pain,
          Through me the way that runs among the lost.
          Justice urged on my high artificer;
          My maker was divine authority,
          The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
          Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
          And I endure eternally.
          Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


          And like that… he's gone

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bob View Post
            I read this on the Internet in 1993.

            Alan Partridge like accuracy there mate



            Keep this quiet
            if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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              #7
              Originally posted by BFG View Post
              Funny but not true. Just an internet myth.
              I first heard about it around the time my mate got married (1998) and so used it in my best mans speach. He knew the story and had been a bit naughty over the years. Anyhow, I went through this story about him having another woman in his life and told everyone to feel under their chairs. I'd printed off dozens of pictures of him as a 5 year old with his teddy, Angela. Went down a storm and the ****er never looked so frightened

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                #8
                good opening line for best man's speech:

                when (name) asked me to be his best man, i felt like i'd been asked to have sex with the queen - it's a great honour but you know you're not going to enjoy it.
                Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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