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    Lonely Hearts Ads

    Lonely Hearts ads, true meanings


    Thirty Something - 42
    Fun - Annoying
    Wild - Gets pissed easily
    Beautiful Eyes - Face like a robbers dog
    Adventurous - Takes it up the arse
    Athlectic - No tits
    Seeks knight in shining armour - Husbands ****ed off with a young bird
    New Age - Hairy smelly fanny
    Headstrong - Argumentative
    Curvy - Fat *******
    Cuddly - Fat *******
    Likes eating out - Lazy *******
    Career Woman - Bitch
    Professional - Complete Bitch
    Open Minded - Dirty Bitch
    Free Spirit - Druggie
    Passionate - Dying for a shag
    Old Fashioned - No blow jobs
    Seeking Soul Mate - Stalker




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    if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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    #2
    probably spot on
    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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      #3
      bubbly = fat
      Originally posted by fah-q
      Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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        #4
        great pesonality = ugly as ****
        ps3 fanclub member#1
        sony will win the console war.

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          #5
          You'll Never Walk Alone

          Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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            #6
            lol
            #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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              #7
              i think im a curvy passionate free spirit! haha

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                #8
                Originally posted by redmacca View Post
                i think im a curvy passionate adventurous free spirit! haha



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                if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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