A scruffy little old man walks into a bank goes up to one of the counters and says
" I want to open a ****in account !! "
" I beg your pardon" replies the women bank assistant
" I said I want to open a ****in account !! are you ****in deaf ?? "
She bursts out crying and goes running to the mananger. The manager comes to the counter a couple of minutes later
" Can I help you sir ? have you got a problem"
" Ive got no ****in problem, I want to open a ****in account for this £20 million pounds I've just won on the ****in Lottery ! "
" I see " replies the manager, " .... and was that silly ****in bitch giving you a hard time ? "
" I want to open a ****in account !! "
" I beg your pardon" replies the women bank assistant
" I said I want to open a ****in account !! are you ****in deaf ?? "
She bursts out crying and goes running to the mananger. The manager comes to the counter a couple of minutes later
" Can I help you sir ? have you got a problem"
" Ive got no ****in problem, I want to open a ****in account for this £20 million pounds I've just won on the ****in Lottery ! "
" I see " replies the manager, " .... and was that silly ****in bitch giving you a hard time ? "
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