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    Old fella goes to the doctors ......

    he takes along his elderley wife with him as he's as deaf as a post

    After the doctor has finished with a thorough examination he says

    " Right Mr Roberts, everything on the outside seems fine "

    He looks at his wife " What did he say ? "

    She shouts back at him " HE SAID YOU SEEM FINE "

    The doctor then says " We just need to check that alls well on the inside too Mr Roberts so I'm going to need urine, blood, semen and stool samples from you "

    He again looks at his wife " What was that ? "

    She shouts back " HE SAID HE WANTS YOU TO LEAVE YOUR UNDERPANTS HERE "





    ( I know its an old one but I had forgotten it )



    Keep this quiet
    if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p



    #2
    Get that fishing tackle shop joke o yours posted mate.
    It deserves another airing
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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      #3
      Will do


      thanks for that on-line order by the way, much appreciated, and solid oak will certainly last








      Keep this quiet
      if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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        #4
        Ive always wanted you to gimme wood mate..
        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
        Justice urged on my high artificer;
        My maker was divine authority,
        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
        And I endure eternally.
        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


        And like that… he's gone

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