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    FLMAO - No way!!!

    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

    #2
    no way on earth he is called that
    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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      #3
      look at the cunts smug grin knowing he has the coolest name in the world.
      cunt.
      i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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        #4
        but his race is listed as "Javanese" thats like the land of flash computer games

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          #5
          Originally posted by redmacca View Post
          but his race is listed as "Javanese" thats like the land of flash computer games
          and what a wonderful land it is....racist
          Last edited by PTP; 02-04-08, 04:12 PM.
          i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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            #6
            Tell him to go **** himself Macca, I'll back yer up mate
            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
            Justice urged on my high artificer;
            My maker was divine authority,
            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
            And I endure eternally.
            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


            And like that… he's gone

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              #7
              do one or i'll get Spiderman Bin Wulverine on you
              i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                #8
                Spiderman? thats something I do at home in the bedroom, why should I be frightened o that?
                "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                Justice urged on my high artificer;
                My maker was divine authority,
                The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                And I endure eternally.
                Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                And like that… he's gone

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                  #9
                  ah the old spiderman - i prefer monkey face myself
                  i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                    #10
                    Angry Dragon is good too mate
                    And angry pirate.

                    I almost died laughin when I was told the angry pirate one
                    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                    Justice urged on my high artificer;
                    My maker was divine authority,
                    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                    And I endure eternally.
                    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                    And like that… he's gone

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                      #11
                      - go explain angry pirate and Angry Dragon
                      i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                        #12
                        i'll send you alink when I get chance mate, loggin off now, getting a flyer under the pretence of having to go get my kids before the match.

                        Being as my boss is a gooner he sympathised and gave the nod
                        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                        Justice urged on my high artificer;
                        My maker was divine authority,
                        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                        And I endure eternally.
                        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                        And like that… he's gone

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                          #13
                          The Angry Pirate

                          A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the eye, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg with the added bonus that the pain causes her to shout Aaaarrrrr.
                          Thus The Angry Pirate is born.


                          Angry Dragon

                          An angry dragon is an art that requires an act of surprise. When you are receiving oral, you don't tell the girl servicing that your about to bust; (this might actually work out better if you tell them your not going to the second your about to).
                          At the exact moment, you grab your unsuspecting partners head and cream in their mouth. In a desperate act of survival to breath, they'll blow it out their nose. Congratulations! You got yourself an angry dragon.
                          Last edited by Reaper; 02-04-08, 06:13 PM.
                          "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                          Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                          Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                          Justice urged on my high artificer;
                          My maker was divine authority,
                          The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                          Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                          And I endure eternally.
                          Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                          And like that… he's gone

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                            The Angry Pirate

                            A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the eye, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg with the added bonus that the pain causes her to shout Aaaarrrrr.
                            Thus The Angry Pirate is born.


                            Angry Dragon

                            An angry dragon is an art that requires an act of surprise. When you are receiving oral, you don't tell the girl servicing that your about to bust; (this might actually work out better if you tell them your not going to the second your about to).
                            At the exact moment, you grab your unsuspecting partners head and cream in their mouth. In a desperate act of survival to breath, they'll blow it out their nose. Congratulations! You got yourself an angry dragon.
                            Such Endearing images of two Consenting Adults enjoying erm.........Healthy unfettered Sex.

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                              #15
                              haha
                              "These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco Pernia

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