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    #16
    Originally posted by REDrascal View Post
    Such Endearing images of two Consenting Adults enjoying erm.........Healthy unfettered Sex.
    Dont knock it till you tried it boyo

    *contemplates explainin Donkey Punch*
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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      #17
      class reaper - i had angry pirate now i have read it - i think i can remember donkey punch
      i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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        #18
        Remember it?

        Did it hurt mate?
        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
        Justice urged on my high artificer;
        My maker was divine authority,
        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
        And I endure eternally.
        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


        And like that… he's gone

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          #19
          i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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            #20
            Give this a going over mate

            Kama Sutra - Reaper Revision

            Some of them are class and some just make you go
            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
            Justice urged on my high artificer;
            My maker was divine authority,
            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
            And I endure eternally.
            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


            And like that… he's gone

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              #21
              Originally posted by PTP View Post
              and what a wonderful land it is....racist
              just to clarify what i was getting at, Java is used to play online internet games!

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                #22
                Originally posted by redmacca View Post
                just to clarify what i was getting at, Java is used to play online internet games!


                i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by PTP View Post




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                    #24
                    April Fools Make sure it is April 1st, then come up to a girl that can't get any or is really desperate and start making moves on her. When you get to the bedroom and she gets naked (leave yours on for easy exit) shout out, "APRIL FOOLS!", and then leave.

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by redmacca View Post
                      April Fools Make sure it is April 1st, then come up to a girl that can't get any or is really desperate and start making moves on her. When you get to the bedroom and she gets naked (leave yours on for easy exit) shout out, "APRIL FOOLS!", and then leave.
                      Too Complicated that one............................................... ........

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                        #26
                        ****in impossible would have been my verdict..

                        How many blokes do you know that can be stood alone with a naked bird and not get fat in their pants?
                        Runnin away laughin instead of using it would be pure 'idiotness' in my book and go someway to having your mates rip the piss out of you for eternity!

                        And knowin Macca as I do, there is more chance of me polishing Eva Longorias balloon knot with my tongue, than him performing what he outlined above
                        Last edited by Reaper; 04-04-08, 11:23 AM.
                        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                        Justice urged on my high artificer;
                        My maker was divine authority,
                        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                        And I endure eternally.
                        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                        And like that… he's gone

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                          #27
                          just because id shag a warm slipper doesnt mean others have the sexual discipline to not stick their pork sausage into a fat ginger horror with a beer belly and tits so saggy it turns into a "Front bum"

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by redmacca View Post
                            just because id shag a warm slipper doesnt mean others have the sexual discipline to not stick their pork sausage into a fat ginger horror with a beer belly and tits so saggy it turns into a "Front bum"
                            thats harsh - leave ur mum out of this
                            i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                              #29
                              Maccas mum is a warm slipper?
                              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                              Justice urged on my high artificer;
                              My maker was divine authority,
                              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                              And I endure eternally.
                              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                              And like that… he's gone

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by PTP View Post
                                thats harsh - leave ur mum out of this
                                In the words of Steve Stifler: "My moms a saint! Go choke some dick!!"

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