sewage worker

[tufty]

A sewage worker is retiring after nearly forty years without a single day off

The local press is there together with the Mayor who is presenting him with an award for his long and loyal service

He is asked the obvious question

" How on earth have you stuck it down here for so long ? "

" I love it and have enjoyed every single day, its been very interesting "

" Why's that ? "

" Well, over the years I've learnt to identify the various turds as they go swimming past "

" This one here for example is from the butchers, if you look closely you'll see the sawdust "

" That one there is from the hairdressers, see all those hairs in it "

" and this one is one of the wifes "

" how on earth do you know that ? "

" its got my butties tied to it !! "

[redmacca]

A Billy Connolly classic that tuft

[tufty]

came across this one (and the two others, all of which seem to have gone down like farts in a sauna) when I was clearing down my old emails

[Reaper]

I resent that remark, I enjoy a good fart in a sauna

[tufty]

i bet you piss on the coals as well

[redmacca]

I couldnt go in a sauna after watching the sauna scene in Eastern Promises.

I SAW ARAGORNS DINGALING!!