A husband and wife are shopping in Tesco and whilst browsing the alcohol section the man sneaks 10 cans of Stella into the trolley.
His wife notices and says "They cost ten pounds, that's too expensive," and puts them back on the shelf.
Further into the store the lady put's a £20 tub of face cream in the trolley to which her husband remonstrates "That costs £20, surely that's too expensive too!?" The wife says, "Yes but it makes me look so beautiful." to which the husband replies, "So does 10 cans of stella but at half the ****ing price!"
His wife notices and says "They cost ten pounds, that's too expensive," and puts them back on the shelf.
Further into the store the lady put's a £20 tub of face cream in the trolley to which her husband remonstrates "That costs £20, surely that's too expensive too!?" The wife says, "Yes but it makes me look so beautiful." to which the husband replies, "So does 10 cans of stella but at half the ****ing price!"
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