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    Golden Urinal

    Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, George was invited to a get acquainted by a tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal
    bathroom.

    When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal

    That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. 'Just think,' he said, 'when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!'

    Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

    That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill,

    'I found out who pissed in your saxophone'
    Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
    Those that killed her, were following the law.

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    Lol

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      #3
      "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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        #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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