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    Heists During The Big Game

    Thieves took advantage of the "Battle of Britain" Champions League match between Liverpool and Arsenal on Wednesday night to burgle two more footballers' homes.



    The first unfortunate player was Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard . The crooks got away with countless items of football memorabilia including many of Gerrard's own medals. Amongst the items currently being hunted by police are:





    2 FA Cup winners medals

    FA Youth Cup winners medal

    2 league cup winners medals

    Champions league winners medal

    Uefa cup winners medal

    2 super cup winners medals

    2 charity shield winners medals



    They also took a number of personal awards including player of the year, young player of the year and his much cherished MBE.



    The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas.



    Thieves are thought have escaped with a kettle and a toaster.
    Not a penny more Fat Dunk.

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