A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
>>
>> He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
>>
>> Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
>> nature through such innocent eyes.
>>
>> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
>> to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was
>> looking at two insects mating.
>>
>> "Daddy, what are those two insects doing?" she asked.
>>
>> "They're mating," her father replied.
>>
>> "What do you call the insect on top?" she asked.
>>
>> "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
>>
>> "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs then?" the little girl asked.
>>
>> As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
>> replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>>
>> The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
>> took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any
>> of that Brokeback Mountain **** in our garden!"
>>
>> He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
>>
>> Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
>> nature through such innocent eyes.
>>
>> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
>> to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was
>> looking at two insects mating.
>>
>> "Daddy, what are those two insects doing?" she asked.
>>
>> "They're mating," her father replied.
>>
>> "What do you call the insect on top?" she asked.
>>
>> "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
>>
>> "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs then?" the little girl asked.
>>
>> As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
>> replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>>
>> The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
>> took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any
>> of that Brokeback Mountain **** in our garden!"
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