A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows
>>when the old man farts and says
>> "One nil."
>> His wife rolls over and says
>> "What in the world was that?"
>> The old man replied,
>> "It's fart football."
>> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
>> "Goal - 1-1"
>> After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says
>> "Penalty- 2-1."
>> Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says
>> "Penalty 2-2."
>> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says
>> "Free Kick , Goal, 3-2."
>> Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman
>> so he strains really hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally
>> unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and he accidentally sh*ts
>> the bed.
>> The wife says, What the hell was that?"
>> The old man says, "Half time, change sides"
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>>when the old man farts and says
>> "One nil."
>> His wife rolls over and says
>> "What in the world was that?"
>> The old man replied,
>> "It's fart football."
>> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
>> "Goal - 1-1"
>> After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says
>> "Penalty- 2-1."
>> Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says
>> "Penalty 2-2."
>> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says
>> "Free Kick , Goal, 3-2."
>> Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman
>> so he strains really hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally
>> unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and he accidentally sh*ts
>> the bed.
>> The wife says, What the hell was that?"
>> The old man says, "Half time, change sides"
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