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    Stevie, Carra and Torres

    Stevie, Carra and Torres all go up to heaven and are speaking with God.

    God says to them "Tell me the virtues that you held dearest in life so I can decide who will sit on my right hand."

    Gerrard goes first and says to God "That football is the food of life," and God puts him on the left.

    Carra then steps up and says to God "To show courage, honour and passion on the pitch," and God puts him on the right.

    Torres steps up and says to God, "I believe you're sitting in my place."
    "My commitment to Liverpool is 100 per cent. I would die for that Liverpool shirt. I think the club loves me and I feel the same, no matter what the situation." - Pepe Reina, Nov '09.

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    "I'm sorry you'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel".

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      #3
      Originally posted by BFG View Post
      Stevie, Carra and Torres all go up to heaven and are speaking with God.

      God says to them "Tell me the virtues that you held dearest in life so I can decide who will sit on my right hand."

      Gerrard goes first and says to God "That football is the food of life," and God puts him on the left.

      Carra then steps up and says to God "To show courage, honour and passion on the pitch," and God puts him on the right.

      Torres steps up and says to God, "I believe you're sitting in my place."
      To which Fowler replies "not quite yet son!"

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        #4
        Originally posted by redmacca View Post
        To which Fowler replies "not quite yet son!"
        Quite right

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          #5
          Torres is my god
          One City
          One Name
          One Club
          LIVERPOOL FC




          Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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