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    Tevez Song (to the tune of the Torres song)

    His neck scars proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez
    You'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
    You ugly **** you Argie cunt they've sewn your head on back to front
    Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster's twin
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    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      #3
      wouldnt be too fitting calling him an argie cunt with masc around
      Originally posted by fah-q
      Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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        #4
        hahaha thats brilliant

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          #5
          Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
          John Updike

          My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
          George Gillett

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            #6
            nothing against the lyrics,just dont think what is one of the best fan songs in years should be tarnished by associating it with anyone other than torres.
            You two scousers are always yapping,I'm gonna show you some serious rapping.
            I come from Jamaica,my name is John Barnes,When I do my thing the crowd go bananas.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Rafa Shankly View Post
                nothing against the lyrics,just dont think what is one of the best fan songs in years should be tarnished by associating it with anyone other than torres.
                It already has mate, the mancs have nicked it (as they always do with our songs) and it'll be a cold day in hell before this song is ever sung at anfield. As good as it is.
                Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
                John Updike

                My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
                George Gillett

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                  #9
                  hahahah great stuff
                  "These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco Pernia

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by jonesie View Post
                    It already has mate, the mancs have nicked it (as they always do with our songs) and it'll be a cold day in hell before this song is ever sung at anfield. As good as it is.
                    oh ffs,what the **** would they do for a song if they hadnt got us to nick them off.

                    who have they adapted it to?
                    You two scousers are always yapping,I'm gonna show you some serious rapping.
                    I come from Jamaica,my name is John Barnes,When I do my thing the crowd go bananas.

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                      #11
                      they are spas
                      #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rafa Shankly View Post
                        oh ffs,what the **** would they do for a song if they hadnt got us to nick them off.

                        who have they adapted it to?
                        They sang an O'Shea song to the same tune ('when Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea') and also a Forlan song - which is the one they've wheeled out in response to our Torres song.

                        Completely irrelevant like, but when has that ever stopped them?

                        In fairness it's been used as a football chant for YONKS - indeed I think we had one in the 60s...

                        So here to Lawrence, Milne, St John (Haroo, Haroo)
                        Byrne and Yeats and Stevenson (Haroo, Haroo)
                        Hunt and Thompson, What a man
                        Lawler, Smith and Callaghan
                        And we'll all get blue blind when Liverpool win the Cup
                        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                          #13
                          Thats ace mate. Gonna sing that tomorrow
                          Id rather bleed with cuts of love then live without any scars
                          RIP 96 YNWA
                          Anfield
                          Member #1357 Voronin Fan Club]

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                            #14
                            it went down better on this forum then it did on certain other unmentionable forums! lol

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