Stop diving, get up!

[johnp]

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[Paul.S]

I can hear that reverberating twang the ball must have made from here

[Joe King]

Must be Drogba's kid.

[PTP]

hell of a strike

reminds of when i was in 6th form - me and a few mates were playing heads and volleys on the school field, there was loads of little ****ers standing behind the goal and every time we scored they grabbed the ball and tried to run so we would "leg 'em" - in the end i said to a mate who could ****ing strike a ball, I'll tee you up on the 6yd area and you just ****ing drill into the middle of them. So we did, and he ****ing spanked this volley - it burst through the crowd as they all dived out the way - the ball travelled like a rocket as it swerved and dipped - there was one little **** who had is back turned so had not seen what was happening, he was about 15 to 20 yds away and the ball just homed in to his head and bang!!!! **** me he spun round, legs went like went like jelly and he collapsed in a heap like a ****ing huge knockout on Knockout Kings on ps2! - he was out cold for about 5 mins, **** hit the fan, rumours spread that a 6th former had sparked out a 1st year etc etc

We ****ing pissed ourselves laughing, unbelievable scenes, even 10 years later when i see the lad we still talk about it

[Joe King]

He did say: Your balls, my face.

[Ste1986]

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she thinks she's off the matrix this kid