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    st patrick was english???

    its paddys day and two english lads head for the local bar just after lunch.

    they sit down and order a couple of pints.

    over in the corner is paddy the irishman wildly celebrating and dancing all by himself having a great time.

    the english lads decide it would be a good time to try to wind paddy up.

    first fella goes over to paddy and says to him "did you know st patrick was an englishman"????????

    paddy says nothing continues to dance away drinking his pint enjoying himself.

    second englishman decides he would have a go at annoying paddy..........

    "did you know st patrick was a dirty horribe cuntish ignorant annoying *******"?????????????????


    paddy looks at him and replies........











































    "aye your mate was sayin"...............
    "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

    "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."
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    #2
    AHAHAHAHAHA! That one made out laugh out loud at work!
    Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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      #3
      lmao

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        #4
        Is it true he was also a Protestant?
        "One day the people will understand."

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          #5
          Originally posted by Gordon Brown
          (1995)
          "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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            #6
            he was welsh anyways
            #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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              #7
              And Orthodox.
              .
              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



              May the Lord bless this post.

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                #8
                And dressed in pink.

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                  #9
                  and he had a tail

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by royzared View Post
                    Is it true he was also a Protestant?
                    No that was ET.

                    WHY?????



























































                    Because ET looks like a protestant.Joking

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