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    KitKat Chunky!!!!

    A man goes to a 24 hour garage late at night and says to the girl at the window "Can I have a KitKat chunky".
    The girl walks off and returns with a Kit Kit Chunky.
    "No", says the man, "I wanted a normal Kit Kat you fat cunt"!!!!!
    You'll Never Walk Alone

    Awoooga!!!!!!!!
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      #3
      Excellent.Even i will remember that one.
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      'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

      Bill Shankly.

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        #4
        love it
        "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

        "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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          #5
          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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            #6
            Hhahahahaahahah so blunt.
            "These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco Pernia

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              #7
              "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                #8
                Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                Those that killed her, were following the law.

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