New Phrases for 2008

[Assassin]

" she had fanny lips like John Waynes saddle bags "

I prefer

"She had piss flaps like a Flying Squirrel"

[Reaper]

I love the term Bag of Slugs

As in "I just got my hand out of her undercrackers mate.. I swear It was like stickin it in a bag of slugs!"

[redmacca]

I love the term Bag of Slugs

As in "I just got my hand out of her undercrackers mate.. I swear It was like stickin it in a bag of slugs!"

You cant beat the immortal put down of "that bird has a face like a bag of smashed crabs!"

[meffin]

im trying not to LOL at work reading this

[Paul.S]

I prefer

"She had piss flaps like a Flying Squirrel"

**** like a donkey's yawn....

or

slacker than a wizards sleeve.

[Reaper]

Batchelors Newsletter: a 'Tug Pamphlet'

Back Brace: a 'Meatloafs Daughter' of such length, girth and consistency that, prior to its delivery, you are unable to bend or flex your spine and are forced to adopt a standing posture and facial expression reminiscent of Frankie Howard

Baggages Handlers Arm, Cock like a: To have a chafed chap due to excessive sexual intercourse or self discipline. From the similarity to the injuries suffered by airport luggage operatives as they poke their forearms thru the zips of partly opened suitcases feeling for cigs, booze, cameras, porn, etc.

Burnley Briefcase: A Netto. Kwik Save, Lidl or Aldi carrier bag carried into work each day by one is who is employed as a professional call centre operative in the salubrious UK ****hole

[Reaper]

**** like a donkey's yawn....

or

slacker than a wizards sleeve.

Prefer 'Hippos Yawn' and 'Clowns Pocket' myself Paul

[tufty]

You cant beat the immortal put down of "that bird has a face like a bag of smashed crabs!"

or

a face like a Bulldog licking piss off a nettle


" I hear your marrying Mary Lou ? "
" Sure am"
" I hear she's got a fanny like a horses collar"
" Yeh, but it'll stretch"

[Reaper]

Come on Tuft, wheel some of your select ones out

[tufty]

Come on Tuft, wheel some of your select ones out

bro's 'borrowed' my book mate, cheeky ******* comes in every morning and reels off his latest faves

BACK BRACE could become a user , but may not impress the ladies

you feeling better now mate ?

[Reaper]

Tinny Mallet: A perfectly normal bloke who turns in to an utterly annoying CUNT after a couple of cans

Tomb Raider: A gentlemen whose preference in ladies lies at the more mature end of the scale, a 'Biddy Fiddler'

Trampagne: A Homeless persons celebratory beverage, laid down for special occasions, eg. White Lightning, Frost Jack, Red Label Thunderbird, Mr Muscle Drain Foamer etc..

Dog Eating Hot Chips: A crude and voacious, yet effective, felatio technique.
Lusitania was powerless to resist, his eyes burned into hers like garnets, his muscled arms enfolded her body as sehe felt herself being swept away in a force 10 gale of passion
Slowly she fell to her knees, inzipped Giuseppes breeches and went at his cock like a dog eating hot chips (From The Countess and The Lion Tamer by Barbara Cartland)

[onajeeb]