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    couple of jokes to calm the nerves

    How do you get a little old lady to shout " Cunt " ??

    get another little old lady to shout " House !! "




    Fella goes the doctors and tells him that he's got terrible wind
    " Do they smell ? "
    " No Doctor, just loud and frequent "

    the Doctor is taking notes when the fella lets rip !!

    The Doctor then gets up goes over to a cabinet and brings out a long pole with a hook on the end

    " Bloody Hell Doctor, where're you going to stick that ? "

    " Im not, I'm going to open a ****in window and then check your nasal passages !! "



    Keep this quiet
    if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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