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    Alice Fritzl

    An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Fritzl's daughter Alice.

    "Alice?" he replied. "Who the **** is Alice? You mean for 24 years................I've been living next door to Alice?"



    Too soon?
    That rug really tied the room together.
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    #2
    [QUOTE=Liverpel;1041206]An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Fritzl's daughter Alice.

    "Alice?" he replied. "Who the **** is Alice? You mean for 24 years................I've been living next door to Alice?"



    Too soon?[/QUOTE]

    just a bit you sick ****!
    People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

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      #3
      She's called Elisabeth anyway
      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
      Justice urged on my high artificer;
      My maker was divine authority,
      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
      And I endure eternally.
      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


      And like that… he's gone

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        #4
        Never mind them dry balls!!! That's the funniest thing I ever saw on here. Some people would want to get a sense of humour!!!- Her name's Elizabeth?- I'm sure the ****ers who wrote the song didn't know that! Class act!!!!
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          #5
          The daughter of sick ******* Fritzel is going to write her life story. She has been told it will be a "Best Cellar"!!
          You'll Never Walk Alone

          Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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            #6
            News today is that trips to Austria for Stag Nights have nosedivedsince it emerged that Austrians really do lock up there daughters!!!!!!
            You'll Never Walk Alone

            Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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              #7
              Josef Fritzel Ltd

              Cellar Conversions and Soundproofing specialist.

              A Family Business established 24 years!!!
              You'll Never Walk Alone

              Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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                #8
                Just when you though that Madeline was pissing the International Hide & Seek championships, A bloody austrian pipes up with 24 years in a cellar!!!
                You'll Never Walk Alone

                Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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                  #9
                  relentless
                  "These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco Pernia

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                    #10
                    Brilliant.
                    Comedy/humour should have absoltuley no boundries.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Johnny View Post
                      Brilliant.
                      Comedy/humour should have absoltuley no boundries.
                      However....it should be funny. Which the original joke wasn't.
                      Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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                        #12
                        [QUOTE=The Reaper;1041213]She's called Elisabeth anyway[/QU


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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Maestro View Post
                          However....it should be funny. Which the original joke wasn't.
                          True.

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