3 bin men and their driver were doing their final round before Christmas last year, with the instruction to tell each resident that there wouldn't be a refuse collection the following week, due to it being Christmas week.
So, they come to one house, and one of them goes up to the door while the other two collect the bins. This complete lasher opens the door,wearing a silky night dress. He say's "ehh ehhh hello mam, I'm your local bin man , we're just calling to inform you, there wont be any collection next weak because it's...." She interupts him saying, "are you the driver?" He replies "no, I'm just...." Imediately she grabs him and drags him inside, and before he can even react she lays him up on the kitchen table, and slips off her night dress.
She then unzips his pants, pounces on top of him and gives him the ride of his life.
2 minutes or so later, he comes out to his buddies in the bin lorry. When they ask him where he was, he tells them of his fortune. Of course they thought he was full of **** and continue on their rounds,but one of their curiosity got the better of him, and he said he'd return to the house. So he went back and knocked on the door. This time she's wearing a towel, just out of the shower- He say's, "Emmm oh sorry did we call here already, about the bins not being collected next weak?" She say's "are you the driver?" and he say's no, I'm not, no" She pulls him inside and pushes him onto the couch, and drops her towel.
Just as before she pounces on him and shags his "brians" out! She then say's, "Is there another bin man out there?" and then instructs him to send him in.
So, he goes out and tells the other 2 about what happened, and sends the last bin man in.He knocks on the door, and she opens it, dressed up as a cheerleader
She first say's "are you the driver?" Unable to speak, he shakes his head, so she brings him inside, up to her bedroom, strips off and then rides him. As he's leaving, she say's"are there anymore, outside?" and he say's "there is yeah, the driver." and she asks"just the driver?" So he say's "yeah" and she tells him to send him in so.
So the driver struts up to the door, optomistically. He's a little dissappointed when she answers the door wearing a pair of jeans and a turtle neck.
So he say's ,"you'd never put on the chearleader outfit, would you?" And she ask's angrily, "excuse me?" . So he then say's confused, "my friends said wanted me to come in?". She asks "are you the driver?" and he replies "yes" and she say's "wait hear one minute". and closes the door. She returns with a brown envelope, and say's "now, happy Christmas!"
He doesn't have a clue what's going on and returns to the lorry, where he opens the envelope to find 10 euro in it. He's outraged as his friends laugh at him
. Furious, he storms up to the door, and bangs on it til she opens it, and he throws the tenner at her, screaming "what the **** is going on,- You **** my friends and you only give me a tenner?"
Insulted she say's: Look you can take it up with my husband- I asked him the other day if we should give the binmen anything for christmas, and he said to give the driver a tenner for petrol and **** the rest of them!!!!!!
So, they come to one house, and one of them goes up to the door while the other two collect the bins. This complete lasher opens the door,wearing a silky night dress. He say's "ehh ehhh hello mam, I'm your local bin man , we're just calling to inform you, there wont be any collection next weak because it's...." She interupts him saying, "are you the driver?" He replies "no, I'm just...." Imediately she grabs him and drags him inside, and before he can even react she lays him up on the kitchen table, and slips off her night dress.
She then unzips his pants, pounces on top of him and gives him the ride of his life.2 minutes or so later, he comes out to his buddies in the bin lorry. When they ask him where he was, he tells them of his fortune. Of course they thought he was full of **** and continue on their rounds,but one of their curiosity got the better of him, and he said he'd return to the house. So he went back and knocked on the door. This time she's wearing a towel, just out of the shower- He say's, "Emmm oh sorry did we call here already, about the bins not being collected next weak?" She say's "are you the driver?" and he say's no, I'm not, no" She pulls him inside and pushes him onto the couch, and drops her towel.
Just as before she pounces on him and shags his "brians" out! She then say's, "Is there another bin man out there?" and then instructs him to send him in. So, he goes out and tells the other 2 about what happened, and sends the last bin man in.He knocks on the door, and she opens it, dressed up as a cheerleader
She first say's "are you the driver?" Unable to speak, he shakes his head, so she brings him inside, up to her bedroom, strips off and then rides him. As he's leaving, she say's"are there anymore, outside?" and he say's "there is yeah, the driver." and she asks"just the driver?" So he say's "yeah" and she tells him to send him in so. So the driver struts up to the door, optomistically. He's a little dissappointed when she answers the door wearing a pair of jeans and a turtle neck.
So he say's ,"you'd never put on the chearleader outfit, would you?" And she ask's angrily, "excuse me?" . So he then say's confused, "my friends said wanted me to come in?". She asks "are you the driver?" and he replies "yes" and she say's "wait hear one minute". and closes the door. She returns with a brown envelope, and say's "now, happy Christmas!" He doesn't have a clue what's going on and returns to the lorry, where he opens the envelope to find 10 euro in it. He's outraged as his friends laugh at him
. Furious, he storms up to the door, and bangs on it til she opens it, and he throws the tenner at her, screaming "what the **** is going on,- You **** my friends and you only give me a tenner?"Insulted she say's: Look you can take it up with my husband- I asked him the other day if we should give the binmen anything for christmas, and he said to give the driver a tenner for petrol and **** the rest of them!!!!!!
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