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    2 mathamaticians are out for dinner, and 1 raises the point that people nowadays have no understanding of mathamatics. The other one totally disagree's with him, arguing that more people than ever are studying the subject, and while the first agrees, he insist's that the average man on the street doesn't have any knowledge of the subject.

    After ten minutes or so of debating that people do have a knowledge of maths, the mathematician goes out to the toilet. On the way back he see's the waitor and calls him to one side, and tell's him,"when you come to take our order I'll ask you a question- just say, "x cubed over 3" OK?" the waitor is confused but agrees.

    The mathamatician then returns to his seat and continues the debate with the other one.Each unwilling to accept the other's point, he suggest's that they have a bet. He bets him £100 that if they ask the waitor the indefinate integral of x squared he'll know it. So the waitor comes over and takes their order and then they ask him the question, "what is the indefinate integral of x squared?" The waitor stop's, think's and then recites "x cubed over 3" The first mathamatician is in awe, while the second brags that he was right all along. The first mathamatician, admits he was wrong, all along, shake's the waitor's hand and give's the other mathamatician the money. The waitor, then leaving, stop's turns to the 2 mathamaticians and say's "of course,... plus the arbitary constant!!!!!"
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    dww's going to be in stitches.
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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      I can't believe the mathematician would forget the arbitrary constant - bloody dilettantes.
      "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
      -- William Blake

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        Originally posted by victor barry View Post
        2 mathamaticians are out for dinner, and 1 raises the point that people nowadays have no understanding of mathamatics. The other one totally disagree's with him, arguing that more people than ever are studying the subject, and while the first agrees, he insist's that the average man on the street doesn't have any knowledge of the subject.

        After ten minutes or so of debating that people do have a knowledge of maths, the mathematician goes out to the toilet. On the way back he see's the waitor and calls him to one side, and tell's him,"when you come to take our order I'll ask you a question- just say, "x cubed over 3" OK?" the waitor is confused but agrees.

        The mathamatician then returns to his seat and continues the debate with the other one.Each unwilling to accept the other's point, he suggest's that they have a bet. He bets him £100 that if they ask the waitor the indefinate integral of x squared he'll know it. So the waitor comes over and takes their order and then they ask him the question, "what is the indefinate integral of x squared?" The waitor stop's, think's and then recites "x cubed over 3" The first mathamatician is in awe, while the second brags that he was right all along. The first mathamatician, admits he was wrong, all along, shake's the waitor's hand and give's the other mathamatician the money. The waitor, then leaving, stop's turns to the 2 mathamaticians and say's "of course,... plus the arbitary constant!!!!!"
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          Originally posted by dww View Post
          I can't believe the mathematician would forget the arbitrary constant - bloody dilettantes.
          There is always the arbitrary constant.

          It's like fredo only less irritating.
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          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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