This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why!
> Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
> ManySydneyfolks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .
>
> The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
> called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
> married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers
> 'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
>
> The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with
> (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same =
> three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
>
> The Harbour City droppedto its knees with laughter and is possibly the
funn
> iest thing
> you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
>
>
> DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
>
>
> Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast
> if you win.
> What is your name? First only please.'
>
> Contestant: 'Brian.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
>
>
> Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
>
>
> Brian: 'Sara.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'
>
>
> Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
>
>
> Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'
>
>
> Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
>
>
> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
>
>
> DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
>
>
> Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
> that if a trip wasn't at stake.'
>
> Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this =
> morning?
>
>
> Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
>
>
> DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'
>
>
> Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us
> for couple of weeks...'
>
>
> DJ: 'Uh huh...'
>
>
> Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
>
> DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
>
> Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than theprevious hundred
> times I've done it.
> Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and
> call her up.
>
>
> You listen to this.'
> [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
>
>
> DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch
> tones.....ringing....)
>
>
> Clerk: 'Kinkos.'
>
> DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
>
> Clerk: 'This is she.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now
> and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
>
> DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
> give any\answers away or you'll lose.
> Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'
>
> Sarah: 'No.'
>
> DJ: 'Good!'
>
>
> Brian: (laughing)
>
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'
>
>
> Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
> completely honest.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
> your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of youwill be off to
> the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
>
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
>
> DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'
>
> Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
>
>
> DJ: 'What time?'
>
> Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
>
> DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
>
>
> Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
>
> DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect
> his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question
> away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'
>
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Where did you have it?'
>
>
> Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'
>
>
> Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'
>
>
> DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'
>
>
> Sarah: 'Well...'
>
>
> DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
>
>
> Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'
>
> They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to
> have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.
> Apperently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police
> just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.
>
>
>
> Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
> ManySydneyfolks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .
>
> The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
> called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
> married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers
> 'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
>
> The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with
> (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same =
> three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
>
> The Harbour City droppedto its knees with laughter and is possibly the
funn
> iest thing
> you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
>
>
> DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
>
>
> Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast
> if you win.
> What is your name? First only please.'
>
> Contestant: 'Brian.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
>
>
> Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
>
>
> Brian: 'Sara.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'
>
>
> Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
>
>
> Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'
>
>
> Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
>
>
> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
>
>
> DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
>
>
> Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
> that if a trip wasn't at stake.'
>
> Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this =
> morning?
>
>
> Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
>
>
> DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'
>
>
> Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us
> for couple of weeks...'
>
>
> DJ: 'Uh huh...'
>
>
> Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
>
> DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
>
> Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than theprevious hundred
> times I've done it.
> Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and
> call her up.
>
>
> You listen to this.'
> [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
>
>
> DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch
> tones.....ringing....)
>
>
> Clerk: 'Kinkos.'
>
> DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
>
> Clerk: 'This is she.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now
> and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
>
> DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
> give any\answers away or you'll lose.
> Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'
>
> Sarah: 'No.'
>
> DJ: 'Good!'
>
>
> Brian: (laughing)
>
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'
>
>
> Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
> completely honest.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
> your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of youwill be off to
> the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
>
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
>
> DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'
>
> Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
>
>
> DJ: 'What time?'
>
> Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
>
> DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
>
>
> Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
>
> DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect
> his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question
> away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'
>
>
> Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
>
>
> DJ: 'Where did you have it?'
>
>
> Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'
>
>
> Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'
>
>
> DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'
>
>
> Sarah: 'Well...'
>
>
> DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
>
>
> Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'
>
> They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to
> have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.
> Apperently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police
> just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.
>
>
>
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