woman goes into a fishing supplies shop to buy a rod for her sons birthday
She's looking around comparing prices but hasn't really got a clue so goes to the desk to ask for assistance
The fella behind the counter explains that he in fact blind but is an expert on fishing and will gladly help her choose a suitable rod
" If you just bring one over and turn the reel, I'll be able to recognise which rod it is and let you know how good it is "
So the woman goes away and returns a short time later with a rod. She winds the reel and the assistant says
" Oh yes madam, thats the Kingfisher 1200, a very good fibreglass rod, priced at £37.99 "
She goes and gets another
" and thats the Zebco 3.6 metre starter rod, a great first time rod and only £14.99 "
She decides that this one is perfect for her needs
" I'll take the Zebco one please "
" Certainly madam, I'll wrap it for you "
As the assistant is wrapping the rod, the woman suddenly gets the urge to break wind. She looks around and sees that the shops empty so she walks away from the counter into one of the aisles and drops a rather loud and pungent fart
she gives it a couple of minutes and then returns to the counter where the assistant is waiting for her
" Is that all madam ? " he asks
" Yes, thank you "
" Right then, that will be £19.99 please "
The woman is confused by this
" I thought you said the rod was £14.99 ? "
" thats correct madam, but then theres the £3.00 for the duck caller and £2.00 for the bag of fish bait "
She's looking around comparing prices but hasn't really got a clue so goes to the desk to ask for assistance
The fella behind the counter explains that he in fact blind but is an expert on fishing and will gladly help her choose a suitable rod
" If you just bring one over and turn the reel, I'll be able to recognise which rod it is and let you know how good it is "
So the woman goes away and returns a short time later with a rod. She winds the reel and the assistant says
" Oh yes madam, thats the Kingfisher 1200, a very good fibreglass rod, priced at £37.99 "
She goes and gets another
" and thats the Zebco 3.6 metre starter rod, a great first time rod and only £14.99 "
She decides that this one is perfect for her needs
" I'll take the Zebco one please "
" Certainly madam, I'll wrap it for you "
As the assistant is wrapping the rod, the woman suddenly gets the urge to break wind. She looks around and sees that the shops empty so she walks away from the counter into one of the aisles and drops a rather loud and pungent fart
she gives it a couple of minutes and then returns to the counter where the assistant is waiting for her
" Is that all madam ? " he asks
" Yes, thank you "
" Right then, that will be £19.99 please "
The woman is confused by this
" I thought you said the rod was £14.99 ? "
" thats correct madam, but then theres the £3.00 for the duck caller and £2.00 for the bag of fish bait "
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