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    Modern Golfing Jargon

    A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

    A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

    A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

    A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out

    A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

    A Cuban - needs one more revolution

    An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

    An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

    A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

    A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

    A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional

    A Glen Miller - kept low but didn't make it over the water

    An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

    A Russell Grant - a fat iron

    A Rodney King - over-clubbed

    An O.J. Simpson - got away with it

    A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

    A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

    A Robin Cook - just died on the hill

    A Michael Jackson - gradually fading

    A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs

    A Ken Livingstone - quite far left

    A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right

    A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

    A Mrs Patel - ugly, but a good worker

    A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

    A circus tent - a BIG top

    An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

    A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

    A Sally Gunnell - ugly, but runs like F**k

    A Liz McColgan - ugly but runs forever

    A Brazilian - Shaves both sides of the hole
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    #2
    some good ones
    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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      #3
      some great ones up there

      here are another couple -

      gynacologist - shaving the hole all day
      jeffery donnelson - a nervous wee prod (short putt left short)
      "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

      "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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        #4
        That's brilliant - I can't believe that people can make so many up. I'm sure there'll be a John Terry one in the future. Look's like it's a match winner, but just misses.
        "That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.

        Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."

         Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defender

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          #5
          '
          An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim'


          hahahahah
          "These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco Pernia

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            #6
            like shagging your sister its up there but your'e not proud of it

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