Olden but Golden

[Dazzler]

A dwarf with a lisp goes to buy a horse,

"What kind do you want"? asks the owner,

"A female horth pleeth" said the dwarf,

The owner showed him a mare,

"Nithe horth, can i theee her eythes pleeth?" says the dwarf,

So the owner picks him up and shows him her eyes,

"Nithe eythes, can i theee her teeth now?" he asked,

So again the owner picks him up and shows him her teeth,

"Nithe teeth" says the dwarf "Can i theee her twot now?",

Again the owner picks her up and shoves her head right up the mares fanny
then pulls it out,

After a minute the dwarf says "I will refwathe that. . . . .




..can I theee her wun awound?"

[Elvoz]

you were right about the olden...

[Matt]

[Dessy]

And you were right about the golden!

[Guest]

Brilliant

[Tee]

Superbly scripted!!

[lfcchris]

[Liverpel]

Dwarf jokes. Is there anything funnier in life?

[Guest]

Dwarf jokes. Is there anything funnier in life?

BobTheCharmer bumming them.