A Tufty

[Assassin]

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....



The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight , 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m. , a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got i! n, I told him ' MIDNIGHT '.. . he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh ****.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reaper]

May I ask; Whats 'A Tufty'?

[tufty]

May I ask; Whats 'A Tufty'?

presume an 'unfunny' joke







I do to laugh at




I've got loads of (what I think) great jokes but ****ed if I'm gonna post anymore

More annoying is some of the **** jokes I've read on here that people have pissed themselves at



oh go on then, just a quick one


little lad walking down the street with his mum and sees two dogs at it
" What they doing mum ? "
" Erm, they're making a puppy "

next morning the little lad walks in on his mum and dad having an early morning quickie
" What you doing mum ? "
" Erm, we're making a baby "

" Turn mum over dad, I'd rather have a ****in puppy "

[BFG]

Keep them coming Tufty. Jealousy is often followed by ridicule.