A fella is stood having a piss when in comes another man and stands by him at the urinal
As this other man starts to piss he sprays it all over the show
" What the **** !! "
" Sorry mate. I play darts and when I put them away in my pocket after a match I think they must stab my old man causing this problem "
The man passes him a card " Here mate, go see this man "
" Cheers, is he a doctor ? "
" No, he plays the clarinet, he'll show you how to hold the ****in thing !! "
As this other man starts to piss he sprays it all over the show
" What the **** !! "
" Sorry mate. I play darts and when I put them away in my pocket after a match I think they must stab my old man causing this problem "
The man passes him a card " Here mate, go see this man "
" Cheers, is he a doctor ? "
" No, he plays the clarinet, he'll show you how to hold the ****in thing !! "
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