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    #16
    Why did the chicken cross the road?




    I don't know, that is why I am asking.
    Like blood on iron

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      #17
      little lads out in the garden clipping plants and hedges with his dads shears

      he's getting carried away and in his excitement doesn't notice his dad who's sun bathing in this shorts and snips off his cock !! h:

      his dad screams out in pain which brings his mum rushing out into the garden

      " What have you done ? " she screams seeing the sight

      " Don't worry mum, it'll grow back, I've left the bulbs in "



      Keep this quiet
      if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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        #18
        Originally posted by Red_Polo View Post
        IIRC...

        Super tightly packed atoms acting as one superatom

        Requires supercooling, supervacuum and probably some other super things

        Does sound actually travels faster than light through it though? Otherwise it's like saying I can beat the **** out of Tyson, and proving it on the basis that I would win if I was in fine fettle but you sprayed CS in his eyes and stuck a rhino's horn up his ass.
        Yes.
        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
        Justice urged on my high artificer;
        My maker was divine authority,
        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
        And I endure eternally.
        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


        And like that… he's gone

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          #19
          Mentalistic :geekery:
          Like blood on iron

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            #20
            How do you make a Swiss Roll?

            Roll him down the mountain


            "Who's your Daddy now?"

            LFC Champions one season someday
            Jurgen Klopp is just boss
            Semi retired poster
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              #21
              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
              Justice urged on my high artificer;
              My maker was divine authority,
              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
              And I endure eternally.
              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


              And like that… he's gone

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