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"That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.
Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."
Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defender
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Last edited by Sisterstiffticket; 21-07-08, 12:32 AM."I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"
"of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...
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"I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"
"of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...
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Originally posted by Sisterstiffticket View PostA Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman
and an Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly
slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes?
We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'
The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!'
The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'.
The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the green keeper. I'll have a word with him.'
'Hello, George! Said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?'
George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire-fighters.
They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my Ophthalmologist
colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'
The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
fire-fighters in honour of these brave soles'
The Aussie said, 'Why can't they f X*# king play at night?'
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Wrong thread mate.
Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’
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NOT the funniest ever...but a very funny sketch. Excellent delivery! (Not the case)"I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"
"of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...
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****....It is, isn't it!
"I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"
"of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...
www.disclosureproject.org
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