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    Originally posted by PTP View Post
    haha found it!!! - this is the ultimate fail - let me build this up a bit.

    On saturdays, before we go out most people come to my apartment and have a few drinks etc from about 7 til 10pm so we usually just have tv on in the background and we ended up watching americas got talent for a few weeks - ****ing funny!

    so this fella comes on for his audition called Ivan the Urban Action Figure - his first audition is ****ing class, unreal, blows the judges away. He comes back for the next round and it goes - a little wrong..............ULTIMATE FAIL (note there is a few clips at the start showing his first audition)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86_022_B0Vs
    That is funny.What happened to him?
    Last edited by kop-al-74; 15-07-08, 05:48 PM.
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      it's totally fake isn't it - especially the bit where he goes all stiff and shoots up into the air? Looks like a bad football dive.

      Watch this alternate angle - his head doesn't touch anything, not even a chair - then he shoots himself into the air

      [media="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShE0E5A1mo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShE0E5A1mo[/MEDIA]

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        Originally posted by Helios Creed View Post
        it's totally fake isn't it - especially the bit where he goes all stiff and shoots up into the air? Looks like a bad football dive.

        Watch this alternate angle - his head doesn't touch anything, not even a chair - then he shoots himself into the air

        [media="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShE0E5A1mo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShE0E5A1mo[/MEDIA]

        Yep,fake.Seeing it from that angle shows he can give Ronaldo a run for his money!
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          a cock and balls, there's nothing funnier
          Justice for the 96

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            Originally posted by kop-al-74 View Post
            Yep,fake.Seeing it from that angle shows he can give Ronaldo a run for his money!
            I don't get why he would fake that. It looked so obvious and ****. FAIL.
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              Originally posted by kop-al-74 View Post
              That is funny.What happened to him?
              Originally posted by Helios Creed View Post
              it's totally fake isn't it - especially the bit where he goes all stiff and shoots up into the air? Looks like a bad football dive.

              Watch this alternate angle - his head doesn't touch anything, not even a chair - then he shoots himself into the air

              [media="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShE0E5A1mo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShE0E5A1mo[/MEDIA]
              Originally posted by kop-al-74 View Post
              Yep,fake.Seeing it from that angle shows he can give Ronaldo a run for his money!

              - well it's not 'fake' because he obv did the 'stunt' so to speak. Me and my mates watched it over and over, using slow mo and pausingon sky plus the only kinda 'fake' conclusion we could come to is, he faked the injured bit, lying unconsious etc. If you watch the clip you see it goes wrong with the trampoline right at the start, it looks like he either trips up on it or 'attacks' the trampoline wrongly causin it to move/flip - he then flies forward, in mid air thinking **** i ****ed this up and he goes down injured.

              but - that said - how ****ing difficult must it be, to **** up the stunt and in mid air, in a split second, decide to land on your head, go completly stiff as board and flip over, on your head, and remain completley stiff for like 10 mins

              with regards what happend to him, he said he doesn't remember anything in typical america style, with music playing in the background, the ambulance arrives, he gets a neck brac put on, he gets wheeled out, he comes around but he is dazed and confused, doesnt have a clue where he is, - think he suffered a few bruises and concussion. He turned up at the studios asking if he could have another go but was told to come back next year
              i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                He'll probably sue for both his injuries, and the personal anxiety caused by been asked to come back next year!

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                  He probably decided in that split second that he could not take the embarassment of trying to carry on and did his funny landing on his head and fainting routine. Very good acting though.
                  "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                    Originally posted by PTP View Post
                    - well it's not 'fake' because he obv did the 'stunt' so to speak. Me and my mates watched it over and over, using slow mo and pausingon sky plus the only kinda 'fake' conclusion we could come to is, he faked the injured bit, lying unconsious etc. If you watch the clip you see it goes wrong with the trampoline right at the start, it looks like he either trips up on it or 'attacks' the trampoline wrongly causin it to move/flip - he then flies forward, in mid air thinking **** i ****ed this up and he goes down injured.

                    but - that said - how ****ing difficult must it be, to **** up the stunt and in mid air, in a split second, decide to land on your head, go completly stiff as board and flip over, on your head, and remain completley stiff for like 10 mins

                    with regards what happend to him, he said he doesn't remember anything in typical america style, with music playing in the background, the ambulance arrives, he gets a neck brac put on, he gets wheeled out, he comes around but he is dazed and confused, doesnt have a clue where he is, - think he suffered a few bruises and concussion. He turned up at the studios asking if he could have another go but was told to come back next year
                    well he is a break dancer... but yes, if it wasn't reheased and he did do it because he messed up the take-off, then it was very quick thinking. and well disguised/executed.

                    Did you not think that Jerry Springer's response was kind of like bad acting though (although he is so wooden, it's hard to tell..)?


                    Also, you do need to watch the alternate angle version to see what really happened, the televised view hid what he did so well, that it also makes me suspect it was practised in advance. And the "trip" over the trampoline was so clumsy - he hit the front edge with both feet as far as I can tell?
                    Last edited by Helios Creed; 16-07-08, 11:03 AM.

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                      Originally posted by Helios Creed View Post
                      well he is a break dancer... but yes, if it wasn't reheased and he did do it because he messed up the take-off, then it was very quick thinking. and well disguised/executed.

                      Did you not think that Jerry Springer's response was kind of like bad acting though (although he is so wooden, it's hard to tell..)?


                      Also, you do need to watch the alternate angle version to see what really happened, the televised view hid what he did so well, that it also makes me suspect it was practised in advance. And the "trip" over the trampoline was so clumsy - he hit the front edge with both feet as far as I can tell?
                      yeah thats what one of my mates reckoned, in his wods "he's used to spinning on his head so that won't have hurt"

                      Jerry

                      yeah i have watched it from every angle a few times now. I just don't see what he would gain from ****ing it up/faking it tho other than being made to look a cunt.

                      Also, my initial reaction, was similiar to sharon osbornes "is he winding us up". I thought he ****ed it up on purpose to try and add a comedy part to his act, and was half expecting him to say be flat out for 5 secs, get peoples attention and then just do a crazy flip onto his feet and into some ****ing mental stunt routine.
                      i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                        jerry springer's "embedded" report was gutwrenching.
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                          Originally posted by PTP View Post
                          haha found it!!! - this is the ultimate fail - let me build this up a bit.

                          On saturdays, before we go out most people come to my apartment and have a few drinks etc from about 7 til 10pm so we usually just have tv on in the background and we ended up watching americas got talent for a few weeks - ****ing funny!

                          so this fella comes on for his audition called Ivan the Urban Action Figure - his first audition is ****ing class, unreal, blows the judges away. He comes back for the next round and it goes - a little wrong..............ULTIMATE FAIL (note there is a few clips at the start showing his first audition)

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86_022_B0Vs
                          Epic *ouch*, reminds me of this … boing boing!

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                            I felt really bad when I first watched it but that is a complete fake, the way he goes all stiff whilst upside down.

                            Blatant fake, the only thing i thought of at first was had he hit his head and had a fit causing him to look all tense whilst upside down. But he doesn't, it's completely contrived.
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                              Originally posted by PTP View Post
                              yeah thats what one of my mates reckoned, in his wods "he's used to spinning on his head so that won't have hurt"

                              Jerry

                              yeah i have watched it from every angle a few times now. I just don't see what he would gain from ****ing it up/faking it tho other than being made to look a cunt.

                              Also, my initial reaction, was similiar to sharon osbornes "is he winding us up". I thought he ****ed it up on purpose to try and add a comedy part to his act, and was half expecting him to say be flat out for 5 secs, get peoples attention and then just do a crazy flip onto his feet and into some ****ing mental stunt routine.
                              he used his head as a pivot to push the rest of his body upside down into the air - I think Klinnsman used to do something similar?

                              Maybe he thought the publicity would be greater than just doing his act? It got him on EST....

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                                Originally posted by zimbo View Post
                                Fkin hilarious! Gotchya!
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