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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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To be fair Chris you are impressed by anything that involves pain to idiotsOriginally posted by The Glove View PostIm impressed by this.
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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Originally posted by The Reaper View PostTo be fair Chris you are impressed by anything that involves pain to idiots
you could say he's glad fools suffer.Comment
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Perhaps he should be a blue then
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Originally posted by Neil Young View PostJudging by the fact the road signs are on the left then that's not a fail.
Unless the fail is that the little car is about to drive off the road.
Sorry to be so pedantic, Tee.
Only you Neil, only you.
"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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Originally posted by Neil Young View PostJudging by the fact the road signs are on the left then that's not a fail.
Unless the fail is that the little car is about to drive off the road.
Sorry to be so pedantic, Tee.Actually I was quite impressed by that!Originally posted by Tee View PostOnly you Neil, only you. Comment
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i know, it's more symbolic. But a broken penis is still real, or shall i say a tared penis. this has actually happened during sexy time. can you imagine your dick breaking whilst having sex. It's probably the most unpleasant thought out there. and for more insight here's a pleasant readOriginally posted by The Red Cardinal View Post
Though the penis does not contain a bone, a penile fracture - or broken penis - can easily occur in certain situations.
According to Sheldon Levine, D.O., of Orland Park, Illinois, there are about 1,000 cases of broken penises reported each year. In most cases, a broken penis occurs during sexual intercourse.
If you have never heard of this very real condition, the following frequently asked questions may be able to help you better understand this condition.
Q. If there is no bone, what breaks in the penis?
A. According to Dr. Levine, the penis contains ligaments and cartilage. Although there is no bone, a penile fracture occurs when the ligaments are torn. This is just as painful as a broken bone.
Q. How does a broken penis occur?
A. Dr. Levine states that in most cases, the penis breaks during sexual intercourse when the penis is fully erect. At full erection, the penis is the most vulnerable. If, during this time, it hits an immovable object, or a hard object, it can break just like an arm or a leg. In most cases of a broken penis, it occurs during sexual intercourse while the woman is on top of the man.
Q. How will I know if my penis is broken?
A. You will know. The first thing you will hear is a snap. Then you will feel pain that you have never before felt. You may even experience blood. Although the penis is broken, it will not break off, according to Dr. Levine. Of all the cases of a broken penis, there is no single incidence of a penis breaking off.
Q. What do I do if my penis breaks?
A. Get thee to a hospital emergency room and fast. Years ago, ice packs and pain killers were the remedy of choice. This often left men with either a penile curvature or impotence. Today, simple surgery will repair the torn ligaments and you will be good as new in a few weeks, says Dr. Levine.
Q. How do I avoid a broken penis?
A. The only way you can avoid this condition is to curtail your sexual intercourse or be extremely careful. This may put a severe damper on your sex life. As there are only 1,000 reported cases of broken penis each year, you are better off to go about your business and not worry too much."I have decided to escape, to defy the shogun. Today I will begin walking the road to hell. But you will choose your own path. So, soon you may be seeing heaven. Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball and you join your mother, in death. You don’t understand my words, but you must choose. So… come boy, choose life or death."
"You would've been happier if you'd chosen to join your mother in her world. " - Ogami Itto
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Q. How will I know if my penis is broken?
A. You will know.
FLMAO!
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What a load of ****e, we all know exactly what scenario broken penises mostly occur in, the guy above just evades the topic"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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when she shifts her weight without giving you warning then your dick goes at 90 angle to where you think your shoving it...then it "breaks"
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Isn't that what he says?Originally posted by Subby View Postwhen she shifts her weight without giving you warning then your dick goes at 90 angle to where you think your shoving it...then it "breaks"
A. Dr. Levine states that in most cases, the penis breaks during sexual intercourse when the penis is fully erect. At full erection, the penis is the most vulnerable. If, during this time, it hits an immovable object, or a hard object, it can break just like an arm or a leg. In most cases of a broken penis, it occurs during sexual intercourse while the woman is on top of the man.Comment
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Poor Subby. It sounds like he knows what he's talking about.Originally posted by MrsB View Post
It was bound to happen eventually.
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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Yeah, poor Subby!
I've never broken anyone's penis, so I have no clue about how it happens.Comment
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