walks into her bedroom to see her husband wanking off into a wellie
"hamish" she shouts
"you disgusting sick *******"
"stop ****ing aboot"
"hamish" she shouts
"you disgusting sick *******"
"stop ****ing aboot"
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two Irish fellas talking
" You've got your wellies on the wrong feet "
" So I have, its hard to know which is which "
" Do what I do, paint 'L' on one and 'R' on the other "
" Good idea, wondered why my wife had C & A in her knickers !! "
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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Man goes to the doctors and says "i have a problem After i masturbate i start to sing glory glory man united"
Doc says "dont worry, lots of ******s sing that"George Gillett is a
and Tom Hicks is a Comment
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Two Everton fans are walking along the High Street when they see in a Chemist shop window ‘Free EFC Season Tickets’ within. One Bluenose asks the other to go in and get two.
The Bluenose is in there for over half an hour leaving his mate hanging around in the street. Eventually he comes out of the chemists and hands his mate a packet of condoms.
“What’s this? Where are the season tickets?” He asks.
“Sorry I was too embarrassed to ask!”George Gillett is a and Tom Hicks is a Comment
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"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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