Bloke out for a walk sees a fit blonde on a cliff edge.
"are you going to jump?" he asks. "yeah" replies the blonde.
"before you do would you give me a blow job?"
"ok" says the blonde and gives him the best blow job hes ever had.
"I cant believe with talent like that you would want to kill yourself"
"I know but my parents just cant accept me dressing like a girl!"
A man goes to a 24 hour garage late at night and says to the girl at the window "can i have a kit kat chunky?" so the girl walks off and returns with a kit kat chunky. "NO" says the man. "i wanted a normal kit kat you fat cunt.
Paddy says to Mick "i hear that the girl who played Pussy Galore in Bond has split her fanny open!" Mick replies "Honour Blackman?" Paddy says "no, on a dildo"
At Manchester United training, Rooney collects the ball, dribbles around Wes Brown, Ferdinand, Nani, Saha & finally Evra. Slur Alex Ferguson shouts "Around the CONES Wayne, the ****ing CONES"
Woman goes to the doctor with a rash on her vagina. Doctor asks her how often she has sex. "twice a year" she replies so the doctor says "thats not a rash thats ****ing rust"
"are you going to jump?" he asks. "yeah" replies the blonde.
"before you do would you give me a blow job?"
"ok" says the blonde and gives him the best blow job hes ever had.
"I cant believe with talent like that you would want to kill yourself"
"I know but my parents just cant accept me dressing like a girl!"
A man goes to a 24 hour garage late at night and says to the girl at the window "can i have a kit kat chunky?" so the girl walks off and returns with a kit kat chunky. "NO" says the man. "i wanted a normal kit kat you fat cunt.
Paddy says to Mick "i hear that the girl who played Pussy Galore in Bond has split her fanny open!" Mick replies "Honour Blackman?" Paddy says "no, on a dildo"
At Manchester United training, Rooney collects the ball, dribbles around Wes Brown, Ferdinand, Nani, Saha & finally Evra. Slur Alex Ferguson shouts "Around the CONES Wayne, the ****ing CONES"
Woman goes to the doctor with a rash on her vagina. Doctor asks her how often she has sex. "twice a year" she replies so the doctor says "thats not a rash thats ****ing rust"
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