a woman goes to pay for

[Elvoz]

a large mirror at b and q

a young lad on the till asks her if she wants a screw for it , nodding at the mirror

the lady says no its ok but i,ll suck your cock for a lawnmower

[RoadEnd]

a large mirror at b and q

a young lad on the till asks her if she wants a screw for it , nodding at the mirror

the lady says no its ok but i,ll suck your cock for a lawnmower

You only get a strimmer for a blow job at Homebase.