Have a Saturday morning joke fella's.
It may be old but I only heard it for the first time the other day!
"Little Billy and his family move from Liverpool to live over in America. Once there the 8 year old Billy finds out the live a mile away from a Sioux reservation. Desperate to visit these native Indians Billy pesters his dad one weekend to go and visit the reservation.
Finally his dad relents and they head over to the reservation. Once there Billy is shown around by an Indian bloke and he is soon introduced to an old Indian who it is claimed "has the best memory in the world".
"Really?" asks Billy, "This fella has the best memory in the world?"
"Yes" Replied the Indian bloke "Ask him anything"
Billy walks up to the old Indian and says "I have heard you have got the best memory in the world, if this is true then tell me who won the FA Cup in 1965."
"Liverpool" replied the old Indian.
Impressed Billy asks "Who scored the winning goal then?"
"Ian St John" replied the Indian
Wow" replied little Billy "You do have the best memory in the world"
A highly impressed Billy toddles of home.
22 years later it's Billy's 30th birthday and he has a load of mates over from Liverpool to celebrate it with him.
Having heard that the old Indian from 22 years earlier is still going Billy takes his mates to the Sioux rservation to impress them with the Indians memory skills.
Billy and his mates find the old Indian and Billy says to his mates "Ey lads, watch this, this Indian here has the best memory in the world. I'll ask him something now to prove it."
Billy's mates watch as Billy walks up to the old Indian. Billy raises his hand in the old Indian greeting and says "How old indian"
To which the Indian replied "Diving header in the six yard box!"
It may or may not sound better when spoken out loud rather than written down so don't have a go at me!
It may be old but I only heard it for the first time the other day!
"Little Billy and his family move from Liverpool to live over in America. Once there the 8 year old Billy finds out the live a mile away from a Sioux reservation. Desperate to visit these native Indians Billy pesters his dad one weekend to go and visit the reservation.
Finally his dad relents and they head over to the reservation. Once there Billy is shown around by an Indian bloke and he is soon introduced to an old Indian who it is claimed "has the best memory in the world".
"Really?" asks Billy, "This fella has the best memory in the world?"
"Yes" Replied the Indian bloke "Ask him anything"
Billy walks up to the old Indian and says "I have heard you have got the best memory in the world, if this is true then tell me who won the FA Cup in 1965."
"Liverpool" replied the old Indian.
Impressed Billy asks "Who scored the winning goal then?"
"Ian St John" replied the Indian
Wow" replied little Billy "You do have the best memory in the world"
A highly impressed Billy toddles of home.
22 years later it's Billy's 30th birthday and he has a load of mates over from Liverpool to celebrate it with him.
Having heard that the old Indian from 22 years earlier is still going Billy takes his mates to the Sioux rservation to impress them with the Indians memory skills.
Billy and his mates find the old Indian and Billy says to his mates "Ey lads, watch this, this Indian here has the best memory in the world. I'll ask him something now to prove it."
Billy's mates watch as Billy walks up to the old Indian. Billy raises his hand in the old Indian greeting and says "How old indian"
To which the Indian replied "Diving header in the six yard box!"
It may or may not sound better when spoken out loud rather than written down so don't have a go at me!
RAFA 
It was much better when the fella told me it down the pub
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