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    #16
    What kind of evil ******* would make up a joke about people who are born with only a head?
    Originally posted by Gordon Brown
    (1995)
    "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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      #17


      Sean is a sick Mo-fo like Tufty
      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
      Justice urged on my high artificer;
      My maker was divine authority,
      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
      And I endure eternally.
      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


      And like that… he's gone

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        #18
        Originally posted by The Reaper View Post


        Sean is a sick Mo-fo like Tufty
        Says Jerry Sadowitz..!

        Seriously, not many chances of someone being born as just a head now is there..?!
        His armband proved he was a RED. Torres, Torres.

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          #19
          no but Sam Allardyce and Steve Bruce came pretty close




          Keep this quiet
          if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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            #20
            His armband proved he was a RED. Torres, Torres.

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              #21
              Two youngs lads went to call on their mate who had no arms or legs.

              His mum answered the door

              "Can Mikey come out to play?"

              "Don't be ridiculous, you know he has no arms or legs"

              "That's OK - we're playing army and we're going to use him as a sand bag"

              Door slams

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                #22
                Originally posted by tufty View Post
                no but Sam Allardyce and Steve Bruce came pretty close



                That's the funniest thing you've ever said.

                As for Red Chilli's promotion of the original joke on this thread...
                .
                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                May the Lord bless this post.

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