a sinner is in the confession box

[Elvoz]

"
forgive me father for i have sinned

i masturbate


i fart , shag ,give oral sex and love to ram objects up my arse

i never wash and i regularly piss myself

ive got boils and have terrible BO through my lack of hygiene along with several sexually transmitted diseases "



the priest replies









is that you reece ?

[Guest]

[Reece]

hilarious.

[Elvoz]

olden not golden ?

kylie , elton john and robbie williams are walking down the street


kylie trips over and jams her head in between the railings


robbie is alert

he pulls her knickers down and ****s her senseless


he turns to elton

your turn mate

elton bursts out drying

whats wrong says robbie



my head wont fit in the railings ....

[JPK]

kylie , elton john and robbie williams are walking down the street


kylie trips over and jams her head in between the railings


robbie is alert

he pulls her knickers down and ****s her senseless


he turns to elton

your turn mate

elton bursts out drying
whats wrong says robbie



my head wont fit in the railings ....

[Red Chilli]

"
forgive me father for i have sinned

i masturbate


i fart , shag ,give oral sex and love to ram objects up my arse

i never wash and i regularly piss myself

ive got boils and have terrible BO through my lack of hygiene along with several sexually transmitted diseases "



the priest replies









is that you reece ?

Is farting considered a sin in catholicism?

I realise that it's a bull**** religion and all but FFS, you can't even fart without being condemned to an eternity of hell.

[Johnny]

Is farting considered a sin in catholicism?

I realise that it's a bull**** religion and all but FFS, you can't even fart without being condemned to an eternity of hell.

FFS!!!!!!!!!

[Red Chilli]

FFS!!!!!!!!!

Wha?

[Johnny]

Wha?

[Red Chilli]

You have a unique sense of humour

[Johnny]

You have a unique sense of humour

What i thought was funny was your question about farting and damnation in the Catholic religion and then your need to ask "Wha"? when i posted FFS!!!!


I`ve no wish to get into a long drawn out convo about religion,Catholic or otherwise.

[Red Chilli]

Stop stalking me then

[Johnny]

Stop stalking me then

I knew that stung you a few days ago.

[Red Chilli]

I knew that stung you a few days ago.

err, not really.

[Johnny]

err, not really.