i used to

[Elvoz]

hate weddings

all me old aunties would poke me and say

"YOUR NEXT"

they soon stopped all that **** when i started doing

the same to them at funerals

[Assassin]

hate weddings

all me old aunties would poke me and say

"YOUR NEXT"
they soon stopped all that **** when i started doing

the same to them at funerals

Strange family, do all your Aunties have "Strap ons"

[tommyg]

old.

[Elvoz]

old.

i blame tufty

[tufty]

WTF


don't mind getting slagged off for MY jokes but ****ed if I'm takin it on behalf of anyone else

[Guest]

WTF


don't mind getting slagged off for MY jokes but ****ed if I'm takin it on behalf of anyone else

[Elvoz]

WTF


don't mind getting slagged off for MY jokes but ****ed if I'm takin it on behalf of anyone else

ive read yours pal

tis like walkin down memory lane with jimmy cricket

the joke thread has plummeted new depths

keep it up mind i forgot most of these 20 years ago

[tufty]

Mate, I've learnt to choose my material carefully, my last couple of jokes on here have gone down quite well (for me) and I intend to keep to that high standard








for that reason, I'll never post these


a group of hunters have made camp in the jungle
they start to cook their supper of chips and veg on the camp fire but decide they need some meat. One of the group goes off and comes back with a monkey which they skewer and place on a spit over the fire
one of the group is told to turn the spit handle very slowly while the rest go to get fresh water
They return ten minutes later to find the fella turning the handle like the clappers
" What the hell are you doing ? "
" The ****in monkey was pinching the chips !! "



fella stood having a piss when a black fella comes running in, rushes to the urinal next to his and quickly unzips
" Phew, I've just made it "
fella has a look and says
" can you make me one like it in white ? "